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Everything is Cats



A day in the like of Nick Offerman

Ok..was not expecting the last one…Shit just got real

I do not think that is really his penis.

I give up.

This movie is awful and I can’t watch it anymore.





Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

This movie features the predator noise an awful lot.

The girl from the ring has turned into some kind of hooded old man who has pulled off Jock Guy’s dick.

Jock guy is hitting a car, showing his dick to the car. Jock guy is getting a bj from the girl from the ring. It is, and quote, “so soft and wet.”

So let me give you a rundown of characters:

Jock Guy, Stoner Guy, The Guy In Charge, Hippy Girl, Normal Girl, Catholic Girl

Jock Guy is hallucinating (?) a girl who looks like the girl from the ring.

And a talking cow. Who is suggesting he doesn’t bang the girl. The talking cow says the Jock is dead. The Jock is vomiting a lot

plants-please replied to your post “For those just checking in, “Shrooms” is a movie. I am not…”

Awwwwww I definitely thought it was a trip at first.

Honestly I wish but w/e.


Apparently the horrible back story is about how when catholic people take shrooms they murder everyone.

So I’m guessing CG might end up being a bit of a villain. 

They’re telling a horror campfire story and Catholic Girl (now referred to as “CG”) keeps having visions of it BUT SHE”S NOT AT THE CAMPFIRE?!